Gadgets and Computers

E.A. Draffan

Speaker Notes:

This Gadget is everything I have ever wanted by Dave Walker. http://www.antennablog.com/

Text from the cartoon:

The telephone so that annoying callers can bother me at any time
Word processing software so that my unfinished work is always with me
Folding mechanism so that the device has a natural place to break in two
Tiny buttons so that I get repetitive strain injury
Headphones so that I can avoid contact with other human beings and annoy them with my tinny drumbeat
White earpieces so that I look like an idiot
Compact and stylish design which gives me a deep sense of inner well being!