Speaker Notes:

This Gadget is everything I have ever wanted by . http://www.antennablog.com/

Text from the cartoon:

• The telephone so that annoying callers can bother me at any time

• Word processing software so that my unfinished work is always with me

• Folding mechanism so that the device has a natural place to break in two

• Tiny buttons so that I get repetitive strain injury

• Headphones so that I can avoid contact with other human beings and annoy them with my tinny drumbeat

• White earpieces so that I look like an idiot

• Compact and stylish design which gives me a deep sense of inner well being!

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